Now That His Work Is Done For The Year.

Santa's going to head out onto the water for a relaxing session. So have a great weekend (the last one of the year), and follow Santa's example. Try and make it out onto or into the water this weekend, even if it's just splashing around the bathtub.

Fish On Fridays.

Even Sailfish start out as small fry before growing into the speedy giants of the sea.

Via Ocean Defender Hawaii.

Mele Kalikimaka!

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Have A Great Weekend!

Try and make it out onto or into the water this weekend.

Fish On Fridays.

Santa and the big fish.

Santa The Sailor.

A compilation of Santa sailing.

Oh No, Joe.

Even Santa has a GoPro!

So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojydNb3Lrrs]

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Damn it, I forgot my towel!

I don't know about you, but I'll be sipping on a "Fire In The Sky" down at Dosa as the world winks out of existence. See you on the other side or in the morning depending who is right about tonight.

FIRE IN THE SKY: Black Grouse Scotch, Pimm’s No. 1, peach, lemon, black cardamom!

Le Père Noël !

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnvqTwMRdls]

Il est vrai !

Santa Of The Day.

Santa's log.

What Happens When You Are Over-Canvassed?

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXM_93TIMZE]

You are widely admired by millions ...okay, hundreds...of viewers on YouTube for your sailing skills.

Bonnie, Can I Get A Hallelujah?

I miss summer!

Wednesday Wipeout.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yORsvkecuQs]

Cross pollinated at the water channel.

Santa Of The Day.

Santa decided to tie one on after learning that a vengeful Mayan god has cancelled Christmas and, well, existence. Three more days until the end!

Via some tumblr blog. I can't tell you which one, like our poor Santa above, I too am caught in an endless time loop when I'm on tumblr.

Santa Of The Day.

Santa's a hardcore sailor, you won't see him waiting for the ice to thaw.
Valery Shevchenko, 40, dressed as Santa Claus, ice sails on the frozen Bolshoye lake near the village of Parnaya, about 211 miles southwest of Russia’s Siberian city of Krasnoyarsk. (Ilya Naymushin/Reuters)

Monday Mermaid.

I miss Hawai'i!

Have A Great Weekend!

Try and make it out into or onto the water this weekend.

Santa Of The Day.

Yes Virginia, Santa loves to fish.

Some Bridge. (Two + One)

Tillerman torture time:

1. What is the name of the beach where this (altered) photo was taken?
a. Waikiki
b. Karekare
c. Baker
d. All of the above

2. Will a vengeful Mayan God come surfing out of the Heavens and tear down the bridge in this (altered) photo on Decemeber 21st?
a. Can you repeat the question?
b. I’m an atheist and don't believe in such nonsense. Holy shit! Who are you? You're Camazotz. (the respondent screams and then disappears in a puff of smoke.)
c. It depends on the answer to question number 3.
d. Damn it! I didn't buy insurance for that trip on the 22nd to Cabo. Plus, I forgot my napkin.

3. Will the Universe be saved by the Tillerman offering up one of the well known delightful culinary treasures from his soggy homeland to the vengeful Mayan God?
a. If the god accepts and eats the offering, we will be saved. (he will surely go into convulsions after ingesting the vile bile, keel over, and expire.)
b. If the god tastes the offering and spits it out before swallowing it, we're doomed.
c. The Tillerman might as well offer some Yorkshire pudding to a paper cup, at least it's a real tangible thing rather than some imaginary Mayan god. Holy shit! Who are you? You're Camazotz. (the respondent screams and then disappears in a puff of smoke.)
d. What's going on? I'm so out of the loop, who is the Tillerman, and why are the people on Squawk Box talking about the Mayan prediction about the end of the world?

Fish On Fridays. (The Fish Dentist)

Open wide and say aaagh!
No doubt about it, you're going to need gum surgery. You could have avoided it, if you had flossed.