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Santa Of The Day.

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Santa's a hardcore sailor, you won't see him waiting for the ice to thaw.
Valery Shevchenko, 40, dressed as Santa Claus, ice sails on the frozen Bolshoye lake near the village of Parnaya, about 211 miles southwest of Russia’s Siberian city of Krasnoyarsk. (Ilya Naymushin/Reuters)

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Monday Mermaid.

Aloha

I miss Hawai'i!

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Have A Great Weekend!

Santas helper loves to surf

Try and make it out into or onto the water this weekend.

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Santa Of The Day.

Santa loves to fish

Yes Virginia, Santa loves to fish.

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Some Bridge. (Two + One)

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Tillerman torture time:

1. What is the name of the beach where this (altered) photo was taken?
a. Waikiki
b. Karekare
c. Baker
d. All of the above

2. Will a vengeful Mayan God come surfing out of the Heavens and tear down the bridge in this (altered) photo on Decemeber 21st?
a. Can you repeat the question?
b. I’m an atheist and don't believe in such nonsense. Holy shit! Who are you? You're Camazotz. (the respondent screams and then disappears in a puff of smoke.)
c. It depends on the answer to question number 3.
d. Damn it! I didn't buy insurance for that trip on the 22nd to Cabo. Plus, I forgot my napkin.

3. Will the Universe be saved by the Tillerman offering up one of the well known delightful culinary treasures from his soggy homeland to the vengeful Mayan God?
a. If the god accepts and eats the offering, we will be saved. (he will surely go into convulsions after ingesting the vile bile, keel over, and expire.)
b. If the god tastes the offering and spits it out before swallowing it, we're doomed.
c. The Tillerman might as well offer some Yorkshire pudding to a paper cup, at least it's a real tangible thing rather than some imaginary Mayan god. Holy shit! Who are you? You're Camazotz. (the respondent screams and then disappears in a puff of smoke.)
d. What's going on? I'm so out of the loop, who is the Tillerman, and why are the people on Squawk Box talking about the Mayan prediction about the end of the world?

 

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Fish On Fridays. (The Fish Dentist)

Open wide and say aaagh

Open wide and say aaagh!
No doubt about it, you're going to need gum surgery. You could have avoided it, if you had flossed.

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Santa Of The Day.

Santa sails

Not bad Santa, I like the simple rig.

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Santa's Little Beach Helper.

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Thank you Santa for giving me an excuse (like I need one) to post photos of wahines wearing Santa hats, and not much more.

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Some Surfers.

Somebridgesomesurfers

By some bridge.
As seen on Facebook!

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Weekday Wahine.

Luckydog

Lucky dog!
I officially miss summer. Damn, it's cold outside!

Photo via tumblr, in other words; who knows where it came from?

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Mayan Mayhem Monday.

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So this is it, we're going to die!

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Have A Great Weekend!

Santa-001

Santa says, "Try and make out onto or into the water this weekend."

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Surfing Santas.

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Ho, ho, ho!

Cross pollinated at the water channel.

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Fish On Fridays.

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That's some fish you have there, Santa!
Photo via Pete Landrys Real Gas.com

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Some Sunset.

Sunset

Taken by some guy on the roof deck 2 hours ago.
Marmite was nowhere in sight.

Some more posts to come.

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Some Food.

Food

Fishfood

Foodtoo

Joe, I think you have been reading too many posts by the Baydog.
Not a sign of marmite in sight!

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Some Volcano.

Not Mauna Loa

Extinct volcano, at least I hope it is.
I bet most people don't think of volcanoes when they think about California.

Tillerman torture time:

What is the name of the volcano that we are looking at?

What is the name of the body of water in this picture?

Where was this picture taken? 

Did the Tillerman eat something vile today?

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Some Bridge. (Two)

Bridge

For your pleasure, another bridge picture.

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Wednesday Wipeout. Mommy, I Fall Down And Go Boom.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSjLbTbmwbM]

They say you should keep your eyes open when you are at the marina, you never know when you might trip on something. I'd say that's good advice.

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Some Bridge.

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What's the name of this bridge? (smart alec replies are encouraged)

Who took this photo?

What did the Tillerman eat for lunch today? 

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Suspicious Characters

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