Have A Wacky Wet Weekend.

Try and get on or in the water.

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Have A Wacky Wet Weekend.

Try and get on or in the water.

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Force 5 On Friday

Hold the fort Joe. Are you trying to pull a fast one? That's not a Force 5.
I might finally cross the Rubicon and buy a C class/5M sailing canoe. I'm going to take a look at one on Monday.

Does this mean the end of your Force 5? Absolutely not, I need to continue my eternal battle with Nemesis.

Don't Blame Me Señor Tillerman.

Look everyone, there is Tillerman son numero dos reeling in a big one.
I recall someone who equated fishing with watching paint dry. Is it my fault that "Dos" likes to fish? It's possible that he read this blog, saw all the wahines who like to fish and decided that he'd rather hang out with bikini clad lasses than grizzled old Laser sailors. Okay, you can blame me.

Photo stolen from some crazy guy who constantly mutters under his breath.

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Hola Miguel.

¿Es este tu tiburón?
Es posible, I'm only saying.....it looks like concrete evidence for your claim.

Why Tillerman, Why?

Why do you continue to torture your readers by passing out writing assignments?
I am in absolute agony. What will you do to me if I can't come up with anything? Will you lock me in a room with an endless video of happy Laser sailors sailing accompanied by Michael Jackson songs blaring in the background? I can't take it! I need a drink, goodnight.

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Kim Jong Il Takes A Timeout From Drinking Tequila To Celebrate The Fourth of July.

Hello America, Happy Birthday!
I shot of some rockets off just for you.

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Who Is O'Docker And Why Does He Want To See A Fish Video?

Hello Mr. O'Docker, you want video, you got video.

Sorry, no pole dancing.
Maybe next week.

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6 Reasons Why I Don't Have A Sailing LIst.

1. I went sailing instead of writing a list about sailing.

2. The dog ate the list.

3. The fish ate the list.

4. I'm one lazy dog.

5. I'm drunk and passed out in some back alley.

6. I got distracted by Wahines! What list?

Sir, may I have a cookie now?

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Where Is That List?

The list was last seen in the front pocket of a balding elderly English gentleman. The suspect made his escape by sailing downwind aboard a Laser from the Ramp, a popular drinking establishment in San Francisco where the drinks are strong and the women beautiful (especially after many of those strong drinks). Please, if you see the suspect, approach with caution he is armed with a biting wit and heavy sarcasm.

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Damn You Tillerman!

Why do you torture me with writing assignments? Did I throw a cinder block into your cockpit during that last race? No! I sail a Force 5 not a Laser, so I couldn't have been anywhere near a regatta with more than 2 sailors. Curses, I'll be burning the midnight oil again.

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Surfing Photo Of The Day.

Kelly Slater in a business suit.
Via MaiNeLanD.

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Surfing Photo Of The Day.

Kelly Slater in a business suit.
Via MaiNeLanD.

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Friday Flyover: "Pigs In Space."

It's Friday. What do you want from me? (I know what you want, you'll just have to wait.)
I need some vodka. That's straight up, not a sissy on the rocks drink. Be a man comrade!

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Friday Fishwrap.

Sailworld: Ericsson 4 takes Volvo lead - Puma on a charge into second.
I'm confused, Ericsson is a phone, Volvo is a car, Puma is a shoe and a Cougar, which is also a car and an older woman who dates younger men. Can I have a drink now?

Russell Coutts is on Twitter....1 post from March...."No wind today again. Better luck next time." He actually sails, while I'm here typing. Grrrrrr!

Frank thinks about humility. Puffy found some wind, in fact he sailed, sailed and sailed. In the morning, "it hurt to pick up the orange juice carton." Amen brother, you had a good day!

Peter, "Spurt mot Boston." Whatever dude, don't you know you're supposed to write in English!
Awesome pics of the Cell Phone boat.

Michael (not Puffy, but my former protege) gives us a reading assignment. I'm not in school damn it!

Jake gives us a couple of videos. Craig gives us a video that Jake should enjoy.

Bonnie's notice of a ..... no! .....No! ...... NO! .......OH MY GOD, NO! A Laser Regatta sponsored by the Sebago Canoe Club. I wonder if the Tillerman will be there? Speaking of the Tillerman, I could point to one post but can't. They're all freaking good. Gee whiz, the guy can write.

Speaking of writers, Edward has been writing up a storm over at the Examiner. I wonder if he knows Michael Barone?

What? David actually has a post without a mermaid involved!

Joe want's to know. Adam, "Will there be more posts? Who is next, John Franklin?  gCaptain, "What is it?" Tugster asks, "What are they fishing?" "Who would imagine commercial fishing happens right between Manhattan and Hoboken?"

Have you jumped on the Alaia bandwagon yet? Surfer Magazine catches up with Tom Wegener. Olosurfer gives you step by step instructions on making an Alaia.

If this is the Fish Wrap, where's the fish? Buster serves us a video. There is no way to say it other than, Catch Magazine is out-and-out fish porn!

Moldy Chum asks, "What do you do with 100 million carp?" Tom thinks that trout season is almost here. He could be right.
Where's that drink?

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Fish On Fridays.

Fishycle.
I wonder if he can beat Greenbird? Link via Tim.

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Fish On Fridays.

Grrrrrrrrr! Where's the wahine?

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Fish On Fridays.

Grrrrrrrrr! Where's the wahine?

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I'm A Twit!

I have joined the ranks of the demented. Will you join me?
If you do, you will become a horrid immoral person too.

Praise be, SA and SB have joined the jihad! We were guided by our benevolent mullahs Tim and Adam. Now you can follow my adventures as I lead the charge against the sock monster and finding lint in my belly button. How exciting! Can I have a cookie now?

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Oh What The Hell, Let's Go For A Swim! I Didn't Really Want To Go Sailing Anyway.

Via the only Twitter member who is not a Twit, Wet Ass. Okay, I take that back, SA, you guys aren't twits either. That's right, Sailing Anarchy has followed Tim onto the bridge. Whose next, the Tillerman? Boop boop dit-tem what-tem Chu!

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