Hello, Do You Know Adam?

Why does he like cows so much?
I don't know about you, but I wouldn't swim at a beach that had barnyard
animals mucking about in the water.

I wonder how long I can milk this whole animal thing at the beach?

Tags: pigs, beach, adam turinas

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Moo!

I can play this game.
Spot Adam.

Tags: cow in boat, holy cow, silly

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Today's Barnyard Animal At The Beach.

Mama Pig.

Tags: beach, silly, pig at beach

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Today's Barnyard Animal At The Beach.

Mama Pig.

Tags: beach, silly, pig at beach

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Cows On The Beach.

Cows? There ain't no freaking cows here!

Tags: silly, horses

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Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa.

Adam, are you sure you are not a Parrothead?
I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. I just have one question for you.
Who the hell is Stan Rogers?

Tags: jimmy buffet, parrotheads, silly

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Windsurfing Photo Of The Day.

The Puffmeister couldn't afford to buy the Kona, so he went down into
his cellar and found an old door.
Looking good Puffy! I wonder if Steve will follow your lead?

The photo is actually of Newman Darby on the first sailboard.

Tags: windsurfing, sailboard, newman darby

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Hey Ma, I've Got My 15 Minutes Of Fame On Sailing Anarchy.

Thank you Tim, I gladly accept my can of Campbell's soup.
And yes, Wahines and fish = yummy!!!!!!!

CUIDADO: Wahines, fish and drinks = trouble.
DANGER Will Robinson: Wives looking at blogs with wahines can result in an early
death. Remember to clear your history.

Kudos to the other cans of soup: Mr. Boat and Craig. Oops, I almost forgot the other
other cans of soup: Everest and Adventure Man.

Sausages: Sailing Anarchy | Tim "WetAss" Zimmermann | Tim's book | Outside

Tags: sailing, silly, goof ball

Dude, What's Up With The Fish?

Show us some wahines!

Tags: flipper

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Does The High Cost Gas Got You Down?

Sail is always better than power.

I think, but I could be wrong, that I snagged the above photo from
.sNIPEOUT a couple of years a go.

Tags: sailing, humor, silly

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All Boys Should Learn How To Hold Their Breath Underwater.

It's a good thing to know.

Tags: swimming, wahines, humor, silly

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Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Nice oars!
What do I know, I use macons and hatchets.

Tags: rowing, silly

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Same Old Story, Different Set Of Characters.

So this it it, I'm going to die!
There I was swimming around minding my own business when this guy swoops
down out of the air and makes me his lunch.
Can't a guy catch a break?

Cheers to Adam, thanks mate.

Tags: fish, silly

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Grand Ma Goes Surfing

Give her a little schnapps and she will do just about anything.
Even sail in a trimaran with a cup holder!

Tags: surfing, silly, humor, humour

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Senor Caballo Goes Fishing.

Is it Friday yet? The cat and I are looking for those fishy gals.
If you have any leads please send them to the skipper.

Photo via .sNIPEOUT.

Tags: silly, fishing

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Senor Caballo Goes Fishing.

Is it Friday yet? The cat and I are looking for those fishy gals.
If you have any leads please send them to the skipper.

Photo via .sNIPEOUT.

Tags: silly, fishing

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What Are You Doing This Weekend?

I'm going to flop around in the water and clean the bottom of my boat.

Tags: horse, silly

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Fish On Fridays.

Oh no, not again.

Tags: silly

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Fish On Fridays.

Hey, where's the wahine?

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!

In the morning, laughing happy fish heads
In the evening, floating in the soup

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!

Ask a fish head anything you want to
They won't answer, they cant talk

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!

I took a fish head out to see a movie,
Didn't have to pay to get it in

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!

They can't play baseball, they don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers, they don't play drums

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!

Rolly Polly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccino in
Italian restaurants with Oriental women.
Yeeaahh

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!

Yum!

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yummmm!

Yeeaahh

Thank you Dr. Demento.

Tags: dr. demento, fishing, crab, fish, fish heads

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Old Macdonald Had A Finn, E-I-E-I-O

There be a horse on that sail matey.
Philippe Kahn sailing his Finn between Diamond Head and Koko Head, Honolulu,
Hawaii, June 2002. I have it on good authority that Philippe's favorite boat
is a sailing outrigger canoe.

Old Macdonald had a Finn, E-I-E-I-O
And on his Finn he had a cow, E-I-E-I-O
With a "moo-moo" here and a "moo-moo" there
Here a "moo" there a "moo"
Everywhere a "moo-moo"
Old Macdonald had a Finn, E-I-E-I-O

Old Macdonald had a Finn, E-I-E-I-O
And on his Finn he had a pig, E-I-E-I-O
With a (snort) here and a (snort) there
Here a (snort) there a (snort)
Everywhere a (snort-snort)
With a "moo-moo" here and a "moo-moo" there
Here a "moo" there a "moo"
Everywhere a "moo-moo"
Old Macdonald had a Finn, E-I-E-I-O

Old Macdonald had a Finn, E-I-E-I-O
And on his Finn he had a horse, E-I-E-I-O
With a "neigh, neigh" here and a "neigh, neigh" there
Here a "neigh" there a "neigh"
Everywhere a "neigh-neigh"
With a (snort) here and a (snort) there
Here a (snort) there a (snort)
Everywhere a (snort-snort)
With a "moo-moo" here and a "moo-moo" there
Here a "moo" there a "moo"
Everywhere a "moo-moo"
Old Macdonald had a Finn, E-I-E-I-O

Photo: Pegasus Racing

Tags: dinghy sailing, sailing, finn dinghy

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