Dinghy Sailing, Humor, Silly Joe Rouse Dinghy Sailing, Humor, Silly Joe Rouse

Wacky Wednesday (2). The Tillerman In Roses.

Our field agent captured an image of the Tillerman testing out his new secret
weapon at the World Laser Master Championships .

He plans on transmitting his evil thoughts to the competition, forcing them to sink
their boats and then descend to the dark deep depths of Davey Jones' locker where
they will be devoured by the fishes.

Never forget that Laser sailors are cruel, vicious and soulless creatures.

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Meow, Can I Get Some Fish?

Do you think people notice him when he walks into a grocery store?
Excuse me sir, can you show me to the aisle with the kitty litter?

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Hey Ma, I've Got My 15 Minutes Of Fame On Sailing Anarchy.

Thank you Tim, I gladly accept my can of Campbell's soup.
And yes, Wahines and fish = yummy!!!!!!!

CUIDADO: Wahines, fish and drinks = trouble.
DANGER Will Robinson: Wives looking at blogs with wahines can result in an early
death. Remember to clear your history.

Kudos to the other cans of soup: Mr. Boat and Craig. Oops, I almost forgot the other
other cans
 of soup: Everest and Adventure Man.

Sausages: Sailing Anarchy | Tim "WetAss" Zimmermann | Tim's book | Outside

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Dude, I Thought I Could Surf It Onto The Beach Like My Hobie.



The Pasha Bulker aground at Nobbys Beach, Newcastle Australia.

Someone is going to loose his papers.

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Does The High Cost Gas Got You Down?

Sail is always better than power.

I think, but I could be wrong, that I snagged the above photo from
.sNIPEOUT a couple of years a go.

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All Boys Should Learn How To Hold Their Breath Underwater.

It's a good thing to know.

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Grand Ma Goes Surfing

Give her a little schnapps and she will do just about anything.
Even sail in a trimaran with a cup holder!

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Hookey Smokes, Can't A Guy Do A Foolish Thing Or Two?

I ain't goin' nowhere except to my boat to scrap paint or maybe the beach to
check out the surf and wahines...only when my wife isn't looking.

I guess you really would have known I was fooling around if I had
done a Laser thing. The Horse's Laser? OK Bonnie give it up and talk story.

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Hookey Smokes, Can't A Guy Do A Foolish Thing Or Two?

I ain't goin' nowhere except to my boat to scrap paint or maybe the beach to
check out the surf and wahines...only when my wife isn't looking.

I guess you really would have known I was fooling around if I had
done a Laser thing. The Horse's Laser? OK Bonnie give it up and talk story.

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Was I Drunk....Again?

Hey that's not me! I drink sake.
I think that's a photo of Edward, the scoundrel has delusions of bumping me
off the Tillerman's Top Ten. No wonder he's passed out on the lawn in front
of the marina.

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Was I Drunk....Again?

Hey that's not me! I drink sake.
I think that's a photo of Edward, the scoundrel has delusions of bumping me
off the Tillerman's Top Ten. No wonder he's passed out on the lawn in front
of the marina.

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Toothpaste?

Does my breath really smell that bad?

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I Want My Mommy!

I hate it when this happens.

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May I Help You?

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Thank God For Parking Brakes!

Where's Waldo?

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Beach Cat.

Have you seen my Hobie?

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Fish On Fridays.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.........
No wahine today.

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Yikes,Yikes And More Yikes.

What a lousy beach!
Nice suntan.
Via Bits & Pieces.

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Hello Al Gore, This Is Joe Calling.

Do you think I can get some of that Global Warming?
Pour me a strong one barkeep, I need to go back to the island and listen to the
sea roll in.

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Hello Al Gore, This Is Joe Calling.

Do you think I can get some of that Global Warming?
Pour me a strong one barkeep, I need to go back to the island and listen to the
sea roll in.

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