Did You Know That You Can Swim With Piranhas Safely?

I didn't either, but according to WikiHow I don't have to worry about becoming a
midday snack.

Here is one the inspiring tidbits from the article that caught my eye:
Make a sacrifice. As a last-ditch effort, you can try to create a diversion by releasing an
animal carcass or a substantial quantity of raw meat downstream from your desired
crossing point. Keep in mind, however, that the piranhas can indeed strip the animal
to the bones in a matter of minutes or even seconds, so you'll want to cross very
quickly before the fish catch wind of you.

Hey folks, come on down to Amazonia and take a dip in our wonderful waters.
We're dying to have you drop by for lunch.

Fish On Fridays.

How big was the one that got away?

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Fish On Fridays.

Santa and the gang go fishing.

Fish On Fridays.

Kiss me baby!

Tags: fishing, wahine

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Fish On Fridays.

We want food!

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Fish On Fridays.

We want food!

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Fish On Fridays.

Sometimes going into a swimming pool is not a good idea.
Especially after stuffing yourself with turkey.

Fish On Fridays.

Thank God for Global Warming!

Tags: humor, silly, fun, fish, fishing

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Fish On Fridays.

Thank God for Global Warming!

Tags: humor, silly, fun, fish, fishing

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Fish On Fridays.

Grrrrrrrr.
Bathysaurus ferox aka the Deepsea Lizardfish.

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Fish On Fridays.

Kiss me baby!

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Fish On Fridays 2. Attack Of The Flying Fish.

http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?videoUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fvp.video.google.com%2Fvideodownload%3Fversion%3D0%26secureurl%3DkgAAAAewvOe_Tnj7VmQAre95MS6eB_wiAHUPvOZJns-7_NEio7T0TNj3eTYjwtOLjcJ4P9gkCDANAF2qzc5cOdKGpTEPxK1sROtsMVVc7WZftjlOZ3pqIJKRLuH3PO1llELosJ4gZgQK9cmA-609SodEq5nJnro4rjPYc8galgdbsNiQKuaA7hWLXKCkdK3w6QotDTZ95aQYy2ByCsxR2e_S16U%26sigh%3DMl1zAIvm5tjFOuQNSuq6iqRPkXw%26begin%3D0%26len%3D126091%26docid%3D208026788561310611&autoPlay=true&playerId=-123322263707848424&playerMode=embedded

Tags: funny fish, fishing, flying fish, humor, humour, video

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Fish On Fridays.

Sorry Charlie!
This poor fish ended up in the Campo de' Fiori market in Roma.

FotoHorse

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Fish On Fridays.

Sorry Charlie!
This poor fish ended up in the Campo de' Fiori market in Roma.

FotoHorse

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Fish On Fridays.

Remember to eat fish on Fridays.
Via Mr. Boat.

Tags: humor, fish, odd

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Fish On Fridays. En Guard!

Gotcha......holy shit! Ouch!!!!

When he saw a companion on his boat hook a giant fish during a sea angling contest, Ian Card was delighted.

Next second, the scene of triumph turned to horror - as the 14ft blue marlin leapt out of the water across the vessel and speared Mr Card through the chest with its spiked bill.

The impact of the 800lb fish knocked him overboard into the Atlantic off Bermuda.

Then, with a thrash of its tail and with the 32-year-old still impaled and bleeding profusely, it dragged him underwater.

Terribly injured, he somehow stayed conscious as he struggled to pull himself free of the marlin's 3ft razor-sharp spike before he drowned.

Finally, he wrenched himself away and was rescued by his companions on the boat - who included his 58-year-old father Alan.

More....

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Fish On Fridays. "Oh Shit. So This Is It I'm Going To Die!"

Have a great weekend. I'm out of here and thanks for all the fish! ....................
........................................................................................
Hang on, before I go let's have some Lasers.

No, no, no, not those kind of Lasers. We want the ones you can drink.
Dedicated to the Tillerman, Dan (I know you're not a Laser sailor, but what the hell.) and Litoralis.

LASER BEAM

1 fl oz (30ml) silver tequila

1 fl oz (30ml) Jack Daniel's

1 fl oz (30ml) amaretto

1/2 fl oz (15 ml) triple sec

Add ingredients to a cocktail shaker. Cover and shake. Strain into an old-fashioned glass. Drink at once and call the Tillerman in the morning about upwind sailing tactics. Makes 1 kick ass cocktail.

Tags: sailing, fish, drink recipe, cocktails, cocktail recipe, humor, humour

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Fish On Fridays. "Oh Shit. So This Is It I'm Going To Die!"

Have a great weekend. I'm out of here and thanks for all the fish! ....................
........................................................................................
Hang on, before I go let's have some Lasers.

No, no, no, not those kind of Lasers. We want the ones you can drink.
Dedicated to the Tillerman, Dan (I know you're not a Laser sailor, but what the hell.) and Litoralis.

LASER BEAM

1 fl oz (30ml) silver tequila

1 fl oz (30ml) Jack Daniel's

1 fl oz (30ml) amaretto

1/2 fl oz (15 ml) triple sec

Add ingredients to a cocktail shaker. Cover and shake. Strain into an old-fashioned glass. Drink at once and call the Tillerman in the morning about upwind sailing tactics. Makes 1 kick ass cocktail.

Tags: sailing, fish, drink recipe, cocktails, cocktail recipe, humor, humour

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Fish On Fridays.

A girl and her fish...tuna fish that is.

Tags: fishing, babe, fishing babe, tuna

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Fish On Fridays.

A girl and her fish...tuna fish that is.

Tags: fishing, babe, fishing babe, tuna

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