A Day At The Beach. (Photography Tip Number 2)

There are some things that shouldn't be photographed.
I know you know what I mean. Think about the stream of endless photos on facebook and tumblr of your kids in various states of inebriation. "Please Johnny, don't post those photos of you having relations with our pet goat. I can guarnetee you that prospective employers or in-laws will not be impressed."

Car Wash.

Y'all small tuna fish, I'm one big catch
(This is a Shark Tale exclusive)
Y'all small tuna fish, I'm one big catch
(Here we go again)
Y'all small tuna fish, I'm one big catch
(Say what, say what, yeah)
Y'all small tuna fish, I'm one big catch

Ooh, do do do do do do do
Car wash, car wash
Ooh, do do do do do do do
Car wash, car wash

(Yeah, let's drop it on 'em like this)

Ooh, do do do do do do, na na na ah, ooh
Ooh, do do do do do do, na na na ah, ooh

You might not ever get rich, ha
Let me tell you it's better than digging a ditch
There ain't no telling who you might meet
A movie star or maybe a common thief

Working at the car wash (oh oh, yeah yeah)
At the car wash, yeah (ooh, yeah yeah)
At the car wash (sing it with me now)
Working at the car wash, yeah

(Oh, oh)

Come summer the work gets kind of hard
This ain't no place to be if you're planning on being a star
Let me tell you it's always cool
And the boss don't mind sometimes if you're acting like a fool

Working at the car wash (oh oh, yeah yeah)
At the car wash, yeah (ooh ooh ooh)
At the car wash (ow said, now come and work it with me now, yeah)
Working at the car wash, yeah

Said, said, said, sing

(Work and work)
Well those cars never stop coming
(Work and work)
Keep those rags and machines humming
[. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/c/christina-aguilera-lyrics/car-wash-lyrics.html .]
(Work and work)
My fingers to the bone
(Work and work)
Keep on and can't wait till it's time to go home

Hey, get your car washed today
Fill up and you don't have to pay
Hey, get your car washed today
Fill it up, right away

[Missy Elliott:]
Work at the, car wash
Sharks in the water make they jaws lock
When I swim through the grim, I'm too hot
Y'all can make y'all bets
Y'all small tuna fish, I'm one big catch
Shark slayer, bow down playa
'Cause this right here will be your worst nightmare (nightmare)
Work that, work that, pop back, hurt that
Turn this up and bang it all up in the surface

(Work and work)
9 to 5 I got to keep that fat stack coming
(Work and work)
No matter how big the shark is, the right keep running
(Work and work)
Washing cars ain't no place to be a superstar man
(Work and work)
That's why I work, and work

Working at the car wash (ohhh, yeah)
At the car wash, yeah (come on work, baby work it, say now)
At the car wash (ahh)
Working at the car wash, yeah

So come on, come on, come on, come on, come on

Ooh, do do do do do do, na na na ah, ooh
(Now keep it coming)
Ooh, do do do do do do (woo, so), na na na ah, ooh
(You may not ever get rich, but hey)

Hey, get your car washed today (hey)
Hey, get your car washed today
Hey, get your car washed today (phenomenal hit)

Not Your Grandma's Bathing Suit.

Do you still think I'm slipping, Baydog?

Have A Great Weekend!

Try and get out to the beach, and in or on the water this weekend.

Wearing Of The Green.

Even though the Alexader Humbodlt is a German ship; she loves wearing the green.

So do these girls. (Well, maybe not all of them.)
Éirinn go Brách!

Have A Great Weekend!

What are you waiting for? Get out onto or into the water this weekend!
Good, I think I've blogged enough for one day. Hello Mr. Bourbon, I'm feeling thirsty. But, I can only have a sip or two tonight. I want to go paddling in the morning before the weather turns.

Have A Great Weekend!

Look what you'll miss if you don't make it out onto or into the water this weekend.
bottom photo: Jenny Ryan

Merry Christmas Everyone!

Have a great holiday!

Santa Baby!

Lying on those rocks can't be comfortable. How about standing up?

Shaka Santa.

Eh, howzit, brah. You get any da kine?
Santa of the day.

Santa Of The Day.

Santa and his helpers.
Santa loves the wahines!

Have A Great Weekend!

Santa loves the wahines.
Try to make it out to the water this weekend, especially if you live in the tropics or southern hemisphere.

Santa Of The Day.

Santar Fish!

Santa Of The Day.

Sandy Claus.

Ho, Ho, Ho!

Santa of the day.

Have A Great Weekend!

Water, water, water. Get out there, you might see a wahine or two.

Grrrrrrrr!

It's Monday!
Did you make it out to the beach this past weekend?

What, Huh, What?

If you've been looking for me, I've been relaxing in the sun.
The snack bar closes in 5 minutes.

The Green Monster Returns To Eat China.

I don't think I would take my boat through this stuff. I'd be worried that the prop would clog

Would you swim in this stuff?

Just another day at the beach.

Photos via AFP/Getty

Have A Great Weekend!

You know the drill. Try and get out onto or into the water this weekend.
See you next week.