Rube Goldberg.

Seated kiteboarding in light wind in Goa! This kite-scooter, despite being an amateur-built and somewhat crude and heavy prototype, is a fast, incredibly versatile, easy to operate and amazing sail craft Designed for light wind and flat water conditions it is best powered by any light wind surf kite, the bigger the better.

Hokey smokes, Bullwinkle. There has to be a better way to get out onto the water than on that contraption.