My Gosh, There's No Place To Sail In The USA.

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Long Beach, no way!

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San Francisco, are you kidding me? (Those guys supported the Kiwis.)

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Miami, shiami!

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Newport, really? Why on earth we hold an event there? I think someone calling himself the Tillerman lives there, god no!

Buzzards Bay

How about Buzzards Bay? That's a no go!

Canoe_Hawaii

Hawai'i? The Shogun owns one of her islands. Sorry, they serve Mai Tais, the wrong rum drink.

Key west

Key West! Who in their right mind would hold a sailing race off of a tiny island?

San diego

San Diego. Egads, the home of Dennis Connor! You need to see a shrink.