Here Kitty, Kitty. Court Thinks Cats Can Serve On Jury Better Than Humans.

Jury duty? I want fish, not jury duty!
Sal the cat has been called up for jury duty by the Suffolk Superior Court in Massachusetts. His owner, Anna Esposito, filed for Sal’s disqualification of service. Sorry Sal, request denied! Mr. Commissioner, Sal is a cat. I know, you probably think he is more qualified than most humans.

I love government bureaucrats, son bromistas. What a joke!