10:30 AM: Spotted a group of suspicious characters walking down MacArthur
Boulevard. I think they are casing the nail salon.
1:45 PM: I questioned a jolly fat man wearing gang colors outside of the
Dominos Pizzeria. The first words out of mouth were, "Don't tase me dude!"
Damn that YouTube!
11:59 PM: Suspect apprehended, charge: Breaking and Entering.
Once again the world is safe for innocent civilians.
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