Nickmeister, tell me you're not a kook? The last thing the Keiki want are soggy gifts.
Maybe Santa should stick to a Sabot with the kids.
Surfing Santa became famous a couple of years ago when he was arrested by the border patrol for penetrating US waters on his board. I guess they thought, "He has a beard and a bag with contraband. He must be up to no good.....Dude, he's an Evil Doer!"
Link: Surfing Santa.